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Empty Church Proclaims Coffee the new Alcohol

In many Christian circles - none of which overlap with the superior Reformed movement - alcohol usage has been frowned upon and outright disallowed. Though many are starting to waver from their convictions, it has come to the attention of Empty Church and its constituents that real problem is no longer alcohol. It's a beverage served hot or iced that is to be forbidden. Coffee is the new devil's brew.